Yay!

I know it's lame, but my teenage self is super excited for Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddie Prinze Jr., who are expecting their first child this fall, according to People. Congrats!

I always knew this bitch was crazy...

I love, love, love "Project Runway" but totally loathed Kenley from last season. ((I was stoked when calm Leanne won)) She was psychotic, she was strange, she was completely convinced that she was a nice, normal person. But I knew she had crazy eyes and that she was a little off.

Turns out, I was right.

Kenley was arrested for...get this...hitting her SLEEPING ex-fiance in the face with a laptop...this was after she tried attacking him with a cat, water, and a few apples.

What the hell.

Good riddance.

((Here's to hoping Adam Lambert gets the boot of "Idol." COULD HE BE ANY MORE FAKE. I'm totally a Danny Gokey fan.))

--J

She's 18......He's 37

Mr. David Walliams, whom I love is dating an 18 year old child. Maybe it's just that I am jealous but I seem to think she's after his moo-lah. I mean what 18 year old do you know would go for an 37 year old dude. When I was 18, guys in their late 20's was considered old. I don't see this relationship lasting very long. I give 6 months max.

Dear Chris Brown,

you are a sorry little shit. I honestly can not understand why men think they can beat the shit out of women to get a point across. This should never happen. Women should not be terrified of the person they think they love. A person should not be treated as a punching bag.

Maybe I am taking this a little personal. I've had to deal with domestic abuse and I for one can tell you it's the furthest thing from a picnic in the park. I know that once it happens, it usually happens again and deep down you are always dueling between "should i get out" and "he'll get better, he promised it'll never happen again."
It never gets better until you get out. I had to grow up with it for 20 years.
I hope for the best for Rihanna and I think she's going to be stronger than ever. I hope that she gives a voice to those women and children who are stuck and think that they are the only ones. Because you're not and there is always a way out.

Lily Allen is FANTASTIC

Can we please discuss how incredible Lily Allen's new CD "It's Not Me, It's You" is?

I have a certain fondness of celebrity train wrecks...which is certainly something that I absolutely adore about Lily Allen. She's somewhat cleaned up her act lately, cutting back on a lot of the drinking and such...but she's still so outlandish and outspoken and I absolutely love that.

The media attacks her weight? She fights back telling them exactly what she thinks. They paste photos of her across tabloid of herself making a mess of things. She blasts back the next day. She's young. Back off. She's fucking Lily Allen.

Plus...I totally love this clip off YouTube:



And I love the fact that she's so comfortable in her own skin that at the end of the day, the only thing that matters is how SHE feels about her actions. She doesn't care what people think about her. She's something worth aspiring to in this day and age.

Plus, she had pink hair for awhile...and I've always wanted pink hair.

Anyway...here's her video for the "The Fear" off her new album. I completely love it's "Alice in Wonderland" type feel. Enjoy!

The love of my life is engaged...

And I'm absolutely thrilled for him.

According to People.com (and her publicist), Ryan Adams and Mandy Moore are engaged.

Usually, I see "celebrity" couples and scratch my head wondering how most couples hooked up. I was a huge Brad-Jen supporter...so the whole Brad-Angelina thing still upsets me (she's a whore and he's an asshole...together they're going to adopt every starving orphan blah blah blah). Don't even get me started on Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz (Open Letter to the Douche Bag, anyone?).

But Ryan and Mandy makes sense to me. They work together.

And thank God that I actually like this union.

I can't listen to Fall Out Boy anymore...knowing Pete Wentz's new lyrics are about Ashlee and how famous they are.

Knowing Ryan's songs may or may not be about Mandy doesn't make me nauseous.

Good God, I hope the two of them work out. God knows Adams finally deserves some happiness. He's quit the drugs...the alcohol...and the smoking. It's time that his sober life came full circle so that he can be truly content with how far he's come with his life/music/writing/art.

Ryan Adams is love...and I'm thrilled that he's finally found a good one. :)

Greek god becomes mortal

I truly do feel sorry for Phelps. Not just because he got caught...but because he probably has a list of sucky ass friends who would rather make a quick buck than give a shit about protecting his privacy. and now he has to apologize because he smoked a little pot. Let me tell you people EVERYONE does it or has tried it at least once. Give the guy a break.